when i come off my period
Hahahahahahahaaaa just frolicking
Is is possible that the male population has something like periods too? They’re all bitchy at that time of the months.
My Typical Shark Week ScheduleDay One: You shut up. Shut the fuck up and give me Doritos.
Day Two: FFFHHHHHHGGGAAAA I'M DYING. MY BODY IS SHUTTING DOWN AND ALL I SEE IS RAGE AND PAIN AND oh, chocolate ice cream!
Day Three: *obsessing and weeping over fucking everything*
Day Four: Just hold me. Hold me but don't breathe on my face. No, just. Nope, nevermind. I don't want to be touched. GET AWAY.
Sometimes Day Five: I will now take a 45 minute shower and emerge emotionally-stable and attractive once more.